Funny things to write on christmas gift tags


funny things to write on christmas gift tags

I had all the presents back at my prize bond new formula apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.
Well, thanks for all you did for me, and thanks for the bit of money I saved buying your cards in bulk.Santa Claus in Home Alone.Let's chat No, thanks home, choosreeting, assorted, holiday, christmas.Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.In a world of bad guys, you're one of the good guys.Stephen John Fry It may be a cliche, but its true the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.Thanks for making my gift giving skills look really bad.breathe in breathe out* *one and two* *here it comes* "Thank you for being the winner in my life!".Harlan Miller There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.You know what she got me?
Professor Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone I hate Christmas.
Favorites, features, holiday Cards, format, occasion, trends.
What am I, German?Author Unknown Mentally I am ready for Christmas, financially I am not ready for Christmas.How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer Whod have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?I havent taken my Christmas lights down.I hate the radio this time of year because they play All I Want For Christmas Is You like, every other song.I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.Be careful with drinking this Christmas.Your help saved me again.



Demetri Martin If you cant wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
When God was handing out all the talent he gave you a big chunk of it didn't he?

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